iOS 17+ · Free · One-time IAP

What
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Stress-relief micro-levels for office survivors.

Can't lose. No gacha.
Just let you lose it.
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🤖
😤
整不活了
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24 levels
30 seconds each
Can't lose
No ads
No subscriptions
No tracking
Tap. Shake. Blow.
Bail anytime
24 levels
30 seconds each
Can't lose
No ads
No subscriptions
No tracking
Tap. Shake. Blow.
Bail anytime

24 levels. 4 packs. 3 secrets.

Content
☕️
Monday Mornings
Pack 01 · 5 levels
Kill the Alarm — hold
Stuck in Traffic — drag
Mash That Button — tap
Badge In — drag
Pour the Coffee — tilt
💼
Meeting Hell
Pack 02 · 4 levels
Crumple the Deck — pinch
Mute the Boss — tap
Fake Note Taking — drag
Manage Your Face — tap
🛀
Off-Hours Freedom
Pack 03 · 4 levels
Shut It Down — hold
Tear the Calendar — swipe
Retail Therapy — tap
Blow Out Candles — blow 🎤
🤖
Cyber Spiral
Pack 04 · 8 levels
CAPTCHA Forever
Skip the Ad
AI Hijacked Your Reply
Notification Tsunami — shake 📳
Self-Checkout Hell
Where Is It Streaming
Alexa, Stop.
AI Therapist

Everything included.

📳
Deep haptics
6 hand-tuned haptic patterns. Not just buzz.
🤲
7 gestures
Tap, drag, hold, shake, tilt, even blow into the mic.
🥚
Time-based eggs
Monday alarm. Friday tear. Sunday dread. 25th payday.
📲
Widget + push
Glance the lock screen — today's mood is queued up.
🤡
Widget roasts you
The mascot lovingly talks trash at you. Every day.
🌐
Bilingual
Native English + 简体中文. Hand-translated.
🚫
Can't lose
Bail any level. Chain 10 bails for a secret.
🔒
Zero tracking
No account. No upload. Completely offline.

The widget knows your mood.

Widget
Mon · 8:02am
😩
Kill the Alarm
Fri · 5:59pm
🥳
Tear the Calendar
Sun · 10:47pm
😰
Sunday Dread Mode
25th · 12:01am
💸
It's Payday Baby

The widget checks the time and day, then serves up the right level for your current emotional state.

Monday morning? You're pouring coffee.
Friday 6pm? You're tearing the calendar.
Sunday night? The dread widget activates.

Add it from your home screen: long-press → + → search "Whatever."

We don't collect anything.

The whole app runs offline. No servers. No account. No tricks.

×No login or account of any kind
×No location, camera, or contacts access
×No third-party analytics SDKs
×No third-party advertising SDKs
×No crash reporting upload
×No device identifiers read (IDFA / IDFV)
×No subscriptions, no energy, no gacha
×Zero server calls. Completely offline.

Pay once. Own it forever.

Pricing
Free forever
$0
Jump in. No card needed.
All 4 packs playable
Widget included
Haptics included
No ads, ever
No account · No expiry
Unlock Everything
$3.99
One-time. Support the dev. Get everything.
All locked levels unlocked
All 3 hidden Easter Egg levels
Future content included
Family sharing supported
One-time · No subscription · No renewal

30 seconds of mayhem. Right now.

iOS 17 · iPhone only · Free to download

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