Privacy Policy

Privacy.

Last updated: April 30, 2026
tl;dr
This app collects nothing. No account, no tracking, no upload. The whole thing runs offline.

What we don't do

Whatever. does not collect, transmit, or store any personal information. Here's the explicit list:

No login, account, or registration of any kind
No name, email address, or phone number
No camera — not even Front Camera or Vision framework
No contacts or address book
No photos or files
No location — not GPS, not IP-inferred
No health data or HealthKit
No device identifiers — IDFA and IDFV are never read
No web browsing history or cookies
No third-party analytics SDKs (no Firebase, Mixpanel, etc.)
No third-party advertising SDKs (no AdMob, etc.)
No crash reporting that transmits data (no Sentry, Crashlytics, etc.)
No server calls of any kind — the app is completely offline

What stays on your device

A small amount of data is stored locally to make the app work:

Game progress — which levels you've completed, your streak, in-app currency, and settings. This never leaves your device. Uninstall the app to delete it all.

Purchase status — whether you've unlocked the full version. This is managed entirely by Apple's StoreKit; we only read the entitlement, we never see your payment details.

Notification schedule — if you allow notifications, the schedule runs locally via iOS. It never goes through our servers (we don't have any).

Permissions you may see

🎤 Microphone
Used only for the "Blow Out Candles" and similar levels. We measure volume to detect blowing — we do not record audio. Audio data is never stored or transmitted. You can deny this permission and those specific levels will be skipped.
🔔 Notifications
Completely optional. Local notifications only — they're scheduled on your device and never go through a server. Turn them off anytime in Settings, or tap "Don't bother me today" inside the app.

Apple's role

The only external service is Apple's own App Store for in-app purchases (StoreKit). Apple handles the transaction. We receive only a yes/no on whether the purchase is valid. We never see your Apple ID, card details, or purchase history.

Apple's privacy policy: apple.com/legal/privacy

Children's privacy

Whatever. is rated 4+ on the App Store. The app is not directed at children under 13, but since we collect no data from anyone, children are not at risk.

How to delete your data

Delete the app. Everything is local — your progress, streak, settings — it all goes with it. There's nothing on our end to request deletion of, because nothing was ever sent to us.

Changes to this policy

If we ever change this policy (for example, if a future version adds cloud sync), we'll notify you inside the app and update this page. Since we collect nothing right now, any meaningful change would require your explicit consent.

Contact

Privacy questions? [email protected]